I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
