I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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