loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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