he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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