I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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