this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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