I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I still have a little drunk in my system
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize