Me too!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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