i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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