jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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