oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
please come you make the beer taste better
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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