CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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