i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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