"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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