it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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