soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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