i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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