doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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