so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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