Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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