Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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