The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
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My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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