That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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