Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Do vagina's smell?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
