Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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