i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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