There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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