And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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