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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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