Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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