can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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