then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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