Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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