I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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