I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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