Need sex. Gaining weight.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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