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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...

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  God works in mysterious ways my friend.

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• (707): View more from California

  Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?

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• (347): View more from New York

  every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.

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