Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
True strength comes from lack of pants
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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