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• (914): View more from New York

  I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think im pregnant

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  I think you have the wrong number

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased

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  Please be lying.

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  Im not. Your family was creeped out

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.

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  I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  "I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I would fuck him just for his dog

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