She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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