do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
