maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Can Purell be used as lube?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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