Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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