We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just made my gag reflex go away.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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