it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
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I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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