Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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