SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I love you.
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