I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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