thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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