When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
