No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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