there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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