Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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