Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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