the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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