hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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