How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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