her vagine was all disorganized.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
